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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota!!!!....

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
phir..
phir kya Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap....

Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deti hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna mere maal pe....

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Aafat ka Injection ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..
Mere lie to OXYGEN ho tum....

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?....

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi....

Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz
petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
OR Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai....

Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat ho tum,
zindgi mein pane wali har zarurat ho tum,
jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare
are yaar vahi sweet si musibat ho tum...

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi.. Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi.. Aur Maine jo sher mara toh.. toh toh Sherni widwa ho gayi..!!

Haath mein taaqat hai,
toh tajmahal ko hila kar dekh.. Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar,
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh..!!

Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye..

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..
EK LAAT HUM DENGE......

Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Aapki smile ne saara jahan hila diya..
Koma say jagey mareez ko permanent sula diya..!!

Dosti agar buri hai to hone mat do,
Ho gai to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to
us dost ko chain ki neend sone mat do.

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire, .
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Khushiyo ke samundar mein.