likh k dikhao

lagta nhi

pahle abc sikh lo

tum khao

wo tumhara veja me nhi ghusnewala

50:50 wala biscuits ab nhi chalta

may aisa swaal pucta 100% wala
as an example

Smart propose by a guy to a gal….
he wrote on a paper -
“Will u marry me…??”
& gave 3 options to girl,
a: Yes
b: a
c: b

sayed

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Caution
i just copied .. its not Invented by me

Types of Girls

Hard Disk Girls
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls
Difficult to access

Server Girls
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls
Also known as "WIFI"
when you are not expecting her,
she comes,installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

SMILE Is not a single word..It is beautiful sentence
S=Speak, M=More, I=In, L=Less, E=Energy
...So always keep smiling...

pao me kujli o rai ti

Aamchi Mumbai mazak uda rahi ho

Hi amchi mumbai

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`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•´`•.❤.•`•.❤.•´

LeT OthErS LeaD SmaLL LiveS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥


LeT OthErS arGue OveR SmaLL HurTs
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥


LeT OthErS cRy OveR SmaLL HurtS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU.✿•♥

LeT OthErS LeavE TheiR FuturE
iN SomE onE HandS,
♥•✿buT noT yoU...✿•♥


BecauSe yOu aRe SomEthinG
SpeCiaL iN thiS WorLd,
♥•✿aND yoU aRe mY frIenD...✿•♥


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accha:rofl;

ab nind laga lo

future me dekhna accha se

accha se dekho..bed par loi pani tph nhi feka na

nind

ye accha logic hay nhi lagne ka